46 Best Quotes Annoying People

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.- unknown

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.- unknown

I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like 'nevermind'.- Bob Bobby

I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they’re like ‘nevermind’.- Bob Bobby

I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.

I know nothing more annoying when people I don’t know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that. - Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that. – Tom Lehrer

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'- Bo Burnham

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a ‘sociopath.’- Bo Burnham

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue

I think people who lack humility are really annoying.- Emily Vancamp

I think people who lack humility are really annoying.- Emily Vancamp

If you wish to lose an annoying visitor – lend him money.

If you wish to lose an annoying visitor – lend him money.

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.- Robert Smith

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.- Robert Smith

Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?

Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?

It is really irritating to work with irritating people. - Joshua Ferris

It is really irritating to work with irritating people. – Joshua Ferris

It's not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it's annoying.- Brian Bonsall

It’s not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it’s annoying.- Brian Bonsall

Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.

Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.

Most people are full of themselves and speak only the obnoxiously superficial, in other words they're annoying as hell.- Novala Takemoto

Most people are full of themselves and speak only the obnoxiously superficial, in other words they’re annoying as hell.- Novala Takemoto

No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.

Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked “what’s wrong with you?” several times.

Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked “what’s wrong with you?” several times.

Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you. Submitted by: some guy

Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you. Submitted by: some guy

People who annoy people; they are the luckiest people in the world. - Howie Mandel

People who annoy people; they are the luckiest people in the world. – Howie Mandel

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.- George Bernard Shaw

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.- George Bernard Shaw

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.- Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.- Dave Barry

Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.

Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.

Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.-  Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours.- Rashida Rowe

Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours.- Rashida Rowe

Some people just don't get that I'll rather talk to a wall than them.- Francine Chiar

Some people just don’t get that I’ll rather talk to a wall than them.- Francine Chiar

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us. – Neal Stephenson

Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us. – Neal Stephenson

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.- Harold Coffin

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.- Harold Coffin

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.

There is no use whatsoever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself. – Andrew Carnegie

There is no use whatsoever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself. – Andrew Carnegie

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.- Don Herold

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.- Don Herold

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.- Isaac Asimov

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.- Isaac Asimov

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.- Will Smith

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.- Will Smith

Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.- unknown

Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.- unknown

Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.- Mason Cooley

Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.- Mason Cooley

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.- Alexander Theroux

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.- Alexander Theroux

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!

Don't invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.- Alan Robert Neal

Don’t invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.- Alan Robert Neal

Good advice is often annoying – bad advice never is

Good advice is often annoying – bad advice never is

I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.- Michelle Wie

I don’t like boys. They’re kind of annoying.- Michelle Wie

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.- Steve Coogan

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.- Steve Coogan

I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.

I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.

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